These things are just a parody of an awesome card came, intended to be played (if at all) as a casual late-night variant by persons of legal drinking age
Formats like Legacy and Vintage would have fewer players if not for proxies, and even those who have the real cards arent comfortable with playing with a $5,000+ deck
Garland, Knight of Cornelia / Chaos, the Endless Cards that are good early and late arent to be underestimated
It can be too powerful, too disruptive to the game, or break the game's mechanics
"It was always my intention to come up with a tagline for marketing purposes that would also be included in the theme song," 4Kids Entertainment head of production Norman Grossfeld explained to HuffPost
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